Questions Writers Receive

The most common questions writers receive:

1. Where do your ideas come from?
2. How do you get your ideas published / produced?
3. I have this really great idea! Can you write it?

1. I steal the ideas by eavesdropping on conversations around me. People say some pretty amazing things, far better than I could create in my imagination.

2. Submit hundreds of works and query letters. One or two might be chosen. People won't know how much work it was to get a single work published or produced. Maintain the illusion it was easy, just to annoy other writers.

3. No, the idea isn't that great. No, I won't write it for you.